how to spell VIP

head security:remember this parking is for VIP only understand?
assistant security:yes sir l know already!
head security:make sure you remember about this.l don't want to see any problem after this!
assistant security:yes sir!
head security:good!
assistant security:eh, wait sir!
head security:what?
assistant security:how to spell VIP?
head security:what!you ask again!
assistant security:okay sorry sir! l go check dictionary

waitress and stewardess is almost the same!

Many people think that waitress and stewardess is different.Y!because they think that stewardess has to work harder than waitress.But let me tell you stewardess and waitress is almost the same thing.the different is waitress is working in the restaurant,while stewardess is working in the airplane.that's the different only!lf we didn't count on salary,waitress and stewardess is same.Let's see if you are stewardess, l gonna pull the trolley and ask the passenger''good morning/afternoon/evening,sir/madam would you like to have lamb/beef/fish/chicken ?''Later l gonna have to ask again''wold you like beer/tea/coffee/juice or other?''And the most important is we must know how to serve people and smile sweetly.Am l right?While for waitress,lf you are working in 'tin sing restaurant'[Chinese restaurant] . You also have to pull the trolley and ask ''good morning/afternoon sir/miss/madan we have 'sui mai,za sau pau,yi yan'and other.''Later you gonna ask again''would you like to have tea?''And the most important is we must know how to serve people and smile.As the result,waitress and stewardess ia almost the same thing!