Funny Dialogue Jokes

1) A: Do you want to hear a dirty joke?
B: Ok
A: A white horse fell in the mud.

2) Teacher: Did your father help you with your homework?
Student: No, he did it all by himself.

3) A: Hey, man! Please call me a taxi.
B: Yes, sir. You are a taxi.

4) Patient: Doctor, I have a pain in my eye whenever I drink tea.
Doctor: Take the spoon out of the mug before you drink.

5) Teacher: Why are you late?
Student: There was a man who lost a hundred dollar bill.
Teacher: That's nice. Were you helping him look for it?
Student: No. I was standing on it.

you're the girl

She sells sea-shells on the sea-shore.
The shells she sells are sea-shells, I'm sure.
For if she sells sea-shells on the sea-shore
Then I'm sure she sells sea-shore shells.

stupid lah you,don't read if you're reading means you're stupid

calling people stupid,you're more stupid than the person u scolding it stupid.because you are so stupid to scold people stupid because u think that person is more stupid than u.in truth,you're more stupid than the person you're scolding stupid!