Thursday, December 30, 2010

knock knock jokes

Will you remember me in an hour?
Yes.
Will you remember me in a day?
Yes.
Will you remember me in a week?
Yes.
Will you remember me in a month?
Yes.
Will you remember me in a year?
Yes.
I think you won't.
Yes, I will.


Knock, knock!
Who's there?
See? You've forgotten me already!

Knock, knock!
Who's there?
Barbie.
Barbie who?
Bar-B-Q

Knock, knock!
Who's there?
Dwayne.
Dwayne who?
Dwayne the bathtub, I'm dwowning .

Knock, knock!
Who's there?
Olive.
Olive who?
Olive you!
(I love you!)


Knock, knock!
Who's there?
Orange.
Orange who?
Orange you going to open the door?
(Aren't you going to open the door?)

Knock Knock
Who's there?
Abe!
Abe who?
Abe C D E F G H...!

Knock Knock
Who's there?
Ada!
Ada who?
Ada burger for lunch!

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